Posted by
Thomas Lasher on Monday, May 14, 2007 6:55:29 PM
A liberal friend once stumbled across a conservative talk radio show that piqued his interest long enough for him to listen through a few segments. My friend fiercely disagreed with the political perspective of the host, but what caught his attention most was not the talk, but the music.
For those of you unfamiliar with the talk radio format, most shows transition in and out of segments with a brief snippet of song called “bumper music,” which neatly bookends each portion of the discussion and cues the listener in to when they are taking a commercial break or returning back to the show. Radio personalities and their producers usually select songs that set a particular mood or pertain to the subject at hand or that catch the audience’s attention. Bumper music can become an integral part of the show and you might hear anything from a classical concerto to a movie theme, jazz or blues, rock, pop, or country. Conservative taste in music is not as bland as you might think…which brings me to my point.
Being unfamiliar with the art of bumper music, my friend was surprised to find that this conservative host played popular rock-n-roll tunes, considered classics by most standards. These were songs that my friend cherished among his favorites. “How can this be?” he wondered, “Conservatives are not ‘cool’ enough to listen to this kind of music.”
I had to laugh. He and I have been friends for several years; he knows that I am conservative, and he knows that I listen to a variety of music including rock. If I can listen to “cool” music and be up on popular trends, why not any other conservative, including the host of a radio show? Are conservatives so stodgy, so culturally aloof that they cannot possibly be a part of the “in” crowd? Does political ideology determine your place in the pop culture?
Maybe it does. Conservatives are among some of pop culture’s harshest critics. We seem to stand outside the mainstream, examining everything the media establishment produces, ready to assess its moral value. To liberals it appears that we reject more than we embrace. Certainly this is where my friend and liberals in general get the idea that conservatives are not “hip.” And even most conservatives I know view themselves similarly in relation to the pop culture. We accept and participate in many facets of the sensationalized, Hollywood, star-studded, scene; we watch the movies, listen to the music, buy the magazines, more than you might think. But ultimately we see ourselves as separated from it, out of synch with it, and often opposed to it. We do not fully immerse ourselves in it because it is not fully ours. If this makes us “un-cool” then so be it.
But my friend’s remarks reveal a different truth about the left. Its immersion in the popular milieu is more complete. As my friend’s observation implies, only the left is “cool.” Only the left recognizes and appreciates “real” artistry (whatever that is), because only the left is willing to test boundaries, breaks rules, and challenge the establishment. The left creates the pop culture and the left consumes the pop culture, as it was meant to be consumed, whole and complete, while conservatives settle for the cold leftovers. There is a subtle arrogance on the left which asserts this ownership of the pop culture, and denies it to the impossibly dull conservative who remains hopelessly disengaged from the fads and gimmicks of the trendsetters. Liberals are the real driving force behind the pop scene, as they readily admit by mocking the un-coolness of every right-winger.
Not surprisingly conservatives feel the urge to point to this reality from time to time, to show the other side that Hollywood leans left or that certain music sends a politically slanted message or that conservative ideals are underrepresented in the mainstream entertainment media. But in response we hear the usual refrain, a flat out denial of what is palpably present for all to see. We are told: “There is no liberal bias in the entertainment industry. Conservatives are just paranoid. All views are welcome. There are plenty of opportunities for conservatives to participate.” And if you play by their rules, if you check your strongly held convictions at the door, if you can show them that you are “cool” enough, they just might let you into that party.
But I think I’ll pass. I’ll watch the pop culture from a distance where the music is a little softer, the pace is a little slower, and the glare of the spotlight doesn’t wash away what really matters in life, like the company you keep and the values you espouse. Even if conservatives listen to hip music and watch the latest movies we may never be a part of the “in” crowd, but I guess that all depends on what crowd you are in.